🌿 The Tortured Plants Department – Funny Plant Marker for Your Struggling Greens 🌿

Does your houseplant live on a prayer and whatever light leaks through the blinds? Welcome to the **Tortured Plants Department** – where every leaf tells a story of overwatering, underwatering, and occasional neglect. 😅

Whether you're a proud plant parent or a repeat offender in the crime of *horti-culture*, these garden stakes are the perfect way to add humor and charm to your indoor jungle or outdoor beds.

**🪴 Product Details:**

📏 **Available Sizes:**
• **Regular** – 4.5" wide
• **Large** – 7.5" wide (for *very* dramatic plants)

🎨 **Available Colors:**
• **Classic Black** – bold and timeless
• **Crisp White** – fresh and bright
• **Olive Green** – the perfect match for your plant babies

🌿 Designed to be fun and functional. Whether you're a casual succulent lover or a full-blown plant hoarder, these signs make great gifts for:
• Plant moms and dads
• Gardeners with a sense of humor
• Friends who’ve *almost* kept a fiddle leaf alive
• Yourself (because, let’s be honest, you earned it)

**✨ Why You’ll Love It:**
• Durable and weather-resistant
• 3D printed with clean, bold lettering
• Adds instant personality to any plant pot or flower bed
• Gets laughs *every single time*

💡**Pro Tip:** Stick one in your least-thriving plant and watch the compliments roll in at your next dinner party.

**🛒 Add to cart now and join the department—we're always hiring.**
Your plants may not thrive, but your garden decor just did.